When you’re middle class no one will fight for ya!
The wealthy enslave you
while the Pikeys talk shite to ya!
You feel emasculated
just like a bullock
just because you idolised Bono
instead of Ian McCulloch!
You find salvation in Arts Festivals
which make you feel important
with a sixty-something Post-Punk veteran
who grew up in Gorton!
He swears the blue streak away
like he’s from the Land of the free!
That’s what happens when you have a Jewish MP!
The middle class drown sorrows with Carling
instead of wife-beating Stella
because our jobs are under threat because of the Rockerfellers!
Too well off for ESA
but can’t afford trade missions to China!
Overqualified and underappreciated
and the mountains are for Gold miners!
The family silver and gold is now owned by Canada
while we can no longer have a Tim Horton’s!
Yours sincerely Tony, Teresa, David and Gordon!
Apple store customer from Dublin sings ‘Only our rivers run free!’
Yet I’d rather it be him than me!
Corruption in our country is just as bad as yours!
The middle class shifted behind closed doors!