America is Socialist!
Russia is Capitalist!
The most high-profile footballer is a woman!
Mainstream Pop discusses Rape and Self-Harm!
Britain is accusing Ireland of being Elitist!
And Conservatives don’t want to go to War!
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Superman told me not to smoke (Poem I wrote in 2014)
Superman told me not to smoke.
The world and his wife are puffing on a fag.
The Inner City girls in Pyjamas looking like the Sea Hag.
Pushing their prams with intent.
Doing their bit to affect the headcount.
But Superman told me not to smoke.
Art Students playing folk, country and jazz.
Light up with some protest against the ban on smoking inside.
A defiant display of nihilist pride.
Thinking that being John Wayne will make us feel their pain.
But Superman told me not to smoke.
What’s the point of sending Teenage Girls to School nowadays?
They will never obey any more rules nowadays.
They proclaim their adulthood while still carrying Hello Kitty schoolbags.
Sixteen is the new twenty-one.
But Superman told me not to smoke.
Never meet your heroes.
They will view you as a social zero.
The nation thrived on 20 Regal in the 70’s and 80’s.
Then the 90’s progressed into ecstasy.
But Superman told me not to smoke.
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