Being considered for Condition Management Programme

Condition Management Programme – Northern Ireland

 

I had to turn down THREE offers for an interview to prepare for this scheme, for twelve weeks, as my employment advisor said that I am not currently work-ready. However, I have other plans for my life. After heading across various places on Meetups and other trips, I guess I have to slow down. Not just for my health but also as I can no longer sustain my current lifestyle.

My only concern is the issue surrounding my benefits. I am only entitled to PIP – as it isn’t means tested – and this scheme used to be subject to means-tested benefits. God willing, they will have removed that precondition.

Also, I have plans for getting a cake for my brother’s thirtieth birthday. Watch this space.

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Our Society (Prose/Sonnet I have come up with)

Our Society doesn’t give a f**k!

Our Society was brought up not to give a f**k!

Our Society is encouraged by the Government not to give a f**k!

The TV and Newspapers ensure our Society doesn’t give a f**k!

The failure of our Church Leaders makes our Society not give a f**k!

 

Why do I give a f**k?

Because I take the road less traveled!

I believe only dead fish go with the flow!

I was brought up that way!

 

Rubbish on the pavement creates dependency on the State!

Discarded cigarette packs and pizza boxes engulf our small towns!

Our weekends are spent ensuring we don’t give a f**k!

But find problems rather than solutions?

That would mean having to give a f**k!